Monday, June 23, 2008

like sand through the hourglass.

the snarky things that run through my head during the course of a certain Monday:

-"Oh, what's the matter? Tired from all the spying?"
-"Um, oh hey. It's 4:27 and I'm leaving right now. So, be sure to write that down or make sure that you call ****** and let her know. 4:27. I'm leaving. Oh yeah, also make sure to tell her that I took zero cell phone calls today. Remember that, okay?"
-"Oh hey ******. Just filling in for ****** while she's on vacation. It's 4:28 and 13 seconds and I'm leaving the office for the day. Make sure you write that down somewhere. I don't want to have to repeat it tomorrow morning when I come in. Thanks."

seriously.

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