I admit it. I still love Mariah. I don't care, she's still hot. She's still classy, she's still saying things like "You're delusional" and "all fired up with your Napoleon complex" in her songs and it sounds hot. She came back from a breakdown, a bad album (hello Charmbracelet) and an ill-advised film (Glitter?). The woman adapts and I love her.
I especially love this:
Not the official video, but it's the only version of the song I could embed. I like the comment: "poor Mariah she is still a silly waitress."
So anyway. The secret's out.